[I][COLOR darkred]UPDATE: In addition to the stalkers/nutcases I've encountered online, I'm amazed by the men who feel the need to express negative comments about my profile. If you can't handle rejection or a woman who knows what she doesn't want, please drag your knuckles elsewhere and move on. For every nasty comment I get, I receive many more positive kudos for my candor and discriminating attitude. For those who send kind words, I thank you! Former Navy wife here so a very special thank you and appreciation go to those who serve(d) in the military.[/COLOR][/I] [COLOR darkblue][B]I am NOT interested in:[/B][COLOR darkblue] Men who define themselves by the size of their penis (Geez, that beer can comparison is such a lovely touch!), silly men under 25 who think they "know it all", ladies who think they can convince me that I [I]could[/I] be bisexual and not even know it, and finally, those men who just don't read or "get" my profile. And please, spare me the crotch and gyn shots, ok? Chicks -- I'm straight and it's really not my thing. But thank you... [COLOR darkblue]Professional, fit, intelligent, well-traveled, and a [I]very[/I] discriminating female seeking like-minded man. I do consider myself a woman with class and I am VERY selective in regards to men. I'm most attracted to very clean-cut, intelligent, and professional men. I am [B]not[/B] looking for instant gratification and safety is paramount. [B]Me:[/B] Gregarious. Fun-loving. Assertive. Educated. And definitely sane. I'm a very independent woman with a great life and career and I'm certainly not defined by my profile here. My life is quite busy and does not revolve around this site. Sensuality is my focus along with a healthy exploration of my sexuality so I really prefer those men who appreciate that aspect. It's most definitely quality versus quantity and I'm NOT really looking to put myself out there for any and everything on this site. No judgment, just my preference... Gentlemen, if you want my attention you have to be assertive and smart and you have to feed my head. Kindness, respect, and class go a long way with me. No penis/orgasm is worth settling for less. Maturity is desired and I'd gladly trade hard abs for it. (Yeh, it should be a given but...) If you are seeking an affectionate and sane woman who has her brain connected to a spine, then you've found her. If you're looking for sleaze, you won't find it here. Enough said. What do I want? Hmm, something a bit more than just a superficial sexual encounter. A friend, a lover, and maybe even a kindred spirit but most definitely an intellectual connection. A good guy who appreciates a woman who knows what she wants but more so, someone to enjoy spending time with both inside and outside the bedroom. Of course, chemistry is a MUST and there has to be more than that to keep my interest. For me, mental intercourse and laughter are things that I crave and I find that they're a perfect start to something great. [COLOR darkred][B]Facial pics with email required for a response. [/B][/COLOR] [B][I][SIZE 3][COLOR darkblue]OK, to answer your questions one LAST time. [/SIZE][/I][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR darkblue] 1. Yes, they're 100% real and most definitely mine. 2. I'm straight and not really looking to "convert" right now. 3. No, I am not a "cougar". Meow. 4. No, I am NOT interested in meeting you in an hour, tonight, or even tomorrow. 5. No, I am not a dominatrix. But that could be interesting... 6. I prefer men in the 48-60 age group ONLY. 7. No, I am not seeking a "boy toy" or to train anyone. 8. Yes, I am a Parrothead. Yes, I know all the songs. 9. Geez, the "DD" in my name is NOT my bust size or a designation for a Navy ship. 10. If you don't know what a Parrothead is, try the internet? 11. Yes, I'm somewhat of an alpha female but always kind and respectful. 12. Yes, I really am Irish. Go figure. 13. No, I don't need to be spanked. No, I don't want to spank you either. 14. No, I won't be your tour guide or dinner partner when you're in town. 15. What kind of panties do I wear? Puhleeze. 16. Am I turned on by men in panties and stockings? Seriously? No. 17. I don't care if your wife "misunderstands" you. Or is in prison, in a nursing home, or happens to be insane. No way. 18. A pic of my feet? Are you kidding me? 19. No, I do NOT want to pretend to be your "mommy". That's just wrong. 20. No, my pics were not taken during the Reagan administration. 21. No, I will not dress up as a pirate wench and "take" 14 inches. Go away. 22. Really, I don't care if you're a "young" 78 year old and "hung like a stallion". 23. A Polish midget with a "huge package"? Gawd help me, no! 24. Nope, I really don't need a slave, bad boy, or personal pirate either. 25. Dress like a nun and paddle you? WTF? 26. Want me to humiliate you? Really? That's just too flippin' weird. 27. ANR? No, I will not "breastfeed" you either. Bizarre. 28. Deployed in Afghanistan and want to have internet sex? Uhhh, no. 29. You're a virgin and need me to "deflower" you? Sorry but no. 30. And... even if you are married and look like Brad Pitt, I would NOT be interested in any reason or excuse you may provide. Got it?[/COLOR] [/COLOR][COLOR darkred][B]Please, I'm not interested in meeting any MARRIED/ATTACHED or bisexual men. No exceptions. It just won't ever happen, I'm sorry.[/B][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person
SINGLE AND UNATTACHED
Professional
Educated
Local only
Clean-cut
NON-SMOKER ONLY
And nice guys always finish first with me!

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