Basically I am on Adult FriendFinder to try and become a bit more outgoing. I'm not really used to a site like this, where people are so free about their own lifestyles, but I think it is fucking great and I figure it's time to start taking some chances. As of right now I'm not really looking to hook up with anybody; I'm using this site to blog and get to know people. However, if there's a connection, anything is possible I guess. And just to put it out there, if I barely know anything about you, we're not having sex. Period. Sorry. I've determined that many on this site are worried about trying to communicate with people who are pretty much fake, so to prove to everyone that I am real, I took the time to answer most of the questions on my profile, even though I'm not looking right now.

My Ideal Person Not really looking for any hook-ups right now, but to let you guys know where my head's at, here's basically what I find to be the perfect woman. Keep in mind that race is not an issue.

1. I must find her attractive. I've never been able to flirt properly with a girl that I did not find at least cute. I'm not one of these dudes that can just mess around with anyone.

2. She must have common sense. I should not have to explain this. If you're still scratching your head on this one, maybe you should look for someone else.

3. *BONUS* She has a good sense of humor. Nothing is more of a turn on to me than a woman who can make me laugh. Seriously.

4. And of course, she's got to have a moderate to high sex drive, because if she meets all the requirements above, I'm probably gonna want to have sex with her every time I see her.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to list

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well, besides a threesome with two women. I've always
wanted to have sex at Disney World. Because that's
the one place where it's hard to think about sex because
of all the kids around. My fantasy includes ducking into
a dark corner near the Magic Kingdom and hitting the pussy
from the back. When we're done I'd walk up to someone
in a Goofy costume while he's holding a kid and tell
him that I just got laid. <br><br>
Better yet, I might even ask the dude in the costume where
would be a good spot in the park to fuck without getting caught.
I wonder what he'd say. <br><br>
Oh yeah. I also want to fuck a girl with a British accent.
British accents are fascinating to me and turn me on SOOOO
much.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Food Play

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Actually, no.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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