"It takes one to know one", they tell me, and it's true. I'm a total asshole. I work in the movies as an ass double. Whenever they need a sexy closeup of an actors ass, they call me. Because I'm in the "butt biz", it's no surprise that I enjoy my cock ensconsed deeply within a nice jiggly feminine ass, starting gently, slowly, working up to furious slamming and pounding as she writhes in ecstasy from deepest orgasm. It's not at all about degradation or pain. I go the extra mile to make certain that it DOESN'T hurt. Eventually, you'll learn to relax, and then it becomes extremely pleasurable. You'll beg me to boink your butt. And THAT is what I love. Being begged to "Please fuck my ass" is the most incredible ego booster (yeah, like I need that....) Butt I'm no one trick pony, despite being hung like one. I do all the "other" stuff, too, like munching carpet for hours (I play harmonica professionally, I can lick my eyebrows, and my sister is a dike), boinking all of your "alternative orifices", using fingers, toys, etc. I'm Cajun. I'll eat ANYTHING! All the cute women I know are boring. So I thought I'd check here on a dating site, where there are plenty of women who can't score with qrinkly old pot bellied drunks at cheap beer bars and must therefore resort to a dating service...... hmmmmmm....... ..... so show me your stuff.... and if you've got something more than mere looks going for you, maybe ..... just maybe .... we can meet in a public place ...... with a front and rear exit just in case you have a headful of snakes or some such ...

My Ideal Person You're hot of course .... for starters. You're also intelligent, educated, can take a joke as well as dish one out, and enjoy the company of a grade-A asshole like me who isn't afraid of you like most guys, who will treat you like the bratty little sister you are deep down inside, and have you laughing about it.

So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE choose me, so I can park in front of your place 24/7, phone you 50 times a day, and beg you incessantly about some shit or other.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Well, at a family reunion ..... butt seriously
.... In the mall parking lot on Saturday Dec 24th during
a porn convention, in the frontmost parking space in front
of the whole world, I bend your firm jiggly ScorpiAss over
the hood of my car, throw your mini over your head, lick your crack top to bottom, licking your clit,
fingering your acorn, tongueing
every orifice while jiggling your
ample, firm butt cheeks against my face, playing
with your size ZZZ-plus tits (there's no such thing
as TOO BIG ), 69'ing you as you rub those big
hooters over my body, then hammer your tight slick asshole
royally with my 8" fat cock and holler "Who's
your GrandDaddy?" as you scream "FUCK
my pig ass!", and we both orgasm
like the 4th of July, to the applause and chants
of "Boink her, Grampa!" by thousands of adoring
perverts.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Spanking, Threesomes, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Dom Deluise. Not sex ..... he's just one funny ass mother
fucker.
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Dolly Parton. The tits of course, but ya just gotta love
a broad that says "You wouldn't believe how much
it costs to look thius cheap".

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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