Describing us is like describing the Bermuda Triangle...So mysterious and out there, but yet so desired and studied. I'm extremely educated, have a great head on my shoulders, and a sense of humor thats off the charts! Also being in the music industry, i have access to various "hookups" for lack of better terms! Weather it be people, party favors, etc.... if i can't get it, i know who can! Feel free to enquire within!

My Ideal Person Actually....Here's a list of people whom I don't want to meet!!!!!!

1) If you are going to try to sell me your panties dont bother. There are thrift shops for that! Plus I can get a better deal on EBAY!!

2) If you are going to try to get me to pay to see you on web cam, dont bother. There's plenty of hacked password sites for that ) A friend of mine told me )

3) If your name is Svetlana and you are trying to get me to marry you while you are in Russia, don't bother! Now nothing against Russians, I love them! And nothing against Svetlana;s, I dig them too. And nothing against Russians named Svetlana because those are the best...OK OK OK OK, i'll marry you if your a Svetlana from Russia!

4) If you have 10 gazilloon dollars in a Nigerian bank accont and need me to launder your money for you, i'm not a laundry mat. There are plenty of idiots out there that will give you bank account info...

5) If you have 5 kids from 6 different fathers, then your're probably not my type. The 6th father was referring to a super night of freakyness! 1-4 kinds from 1-4 fathers is A - OK! )

6) This list will be updated and continue to grow as i discover more of you freak shows out there....Guys get a bad on the internet. However yall women take the cake! I went from gradually being disapointed to quickly being entertained. Everyday i meet another wack job with something shady up their sleeve! Hey how else am I supposed to entertain myself at work?